I HARDCORE CLEANED THE MICROWAVE TODAY
and I get to see Brittainie for the first time since Christmas!!
and today or tomorrow I get to maybe see Sherry get a tattoo!!!
I’m just kinda happy, who cares
I was on the “food porn” tag and literally saw a picture of a man holding cauliflower with his semen all over it beside his flaccid penis and I feel so violated right now. Basically idk if I can ever eat cauliflower again.
Louis pulling out Liam’s grey hairs.
I don’t particularly like or particularly dislike living in the Tampa Bay area, I suppose. I mean it’s not where I would prefer to live as an adult but it’s far from the worst place in the world/country. The only HUGE downside is that, yeah, the most churches of Scientology are in California, but the presence of Scientology is so fucking overwhelming in Tampa Bay.
A CROW TRIED TO GO IN OUR CLASSROOM AND HE HAD A PEN
yes hello i am here to learn geometries
That crow is more prepared than some of my students.
You’ve all just like, completely skipped over the possibility that this crow has seen people using pens in this room, found one, and is trying to return it. There’s been videos of crows picking up sweet wrappers and stuff and placing them in bins after seeing humans put their litter in bins. I really do believe that this crow is trying to return the pen and that is ADORABLE AS HELL.
THEY ARE SO SMART I LOVE THEM
Crows are thought to be self aware by some scientists. Its perfectly possible the crow wants to return the pen to humans. Knowing it belongs to humans.
Corvids. Who KNOWS. :)
Another cool crow deal: Once, when trying to assess if crows could reason and use tools, scientists had two crows who didn’t know each other each take a wire from a table (one was hooked, one was straight) and try to grab meat from a bottle with it. The crows could see each other, though they had separate bottles. Only the straight wire worked for this, so they hypothesized that if crows could reason, the second trial would have the two crows fighting over the straight wire. The second trial started and, to the surprise of the scientists, the two crows both went for the bent wire, one held it down and the other unbent it. They both got meat out of their bottles. They came to a peaceful solution without verbal communication. Crows are probably smarter than we are.
Crows are definitely smarter than humans